Polish Boy Originals BBQ Burn Out Delivered 'The Domino Effect' From Pizza Panhandler's Tombstone
Joseph C. Pledger Jr., EdS, is an accomplished master of the storytelling adventure. Though shunned by world affairs dinner-table guests, it became his civic innovation that was sought and bought by justice reform. Thus, “The Microchip” appreciated the wrongfulness of his actions. A Microcomputer Systems Manager, AI Scholar, and Justice, Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion (JEDI) Developer.
For Vegas Vance Whitmore’s BBQ and the ACE Pizza Party Connection, The Wizard of Domino's was there for the bang-bang shoot-'em-up at the Cedar Lee Building Corner Store #2142! In the Cedar Lee Building’s back parking lot, during the Summer of 1996, a 21-year-old female shift manager’s Toyota 4 Door Compact took a drive-by delivery of three donut-hole-sized shotgun blasts into its backside driver-side door, above its wheel well and rubber tire.
As the first Crime Reporter on scene, “The Wizard of Domino's” started rolling his 8mm Sharp View Camera, recording and processing the holey donut trail of powdered shotgun shell evidence.
News of the drive-by brought out a horrified Shift Manager named Lashawn W. Though she resided one block away on Cottage Grove Road, she drove herself in for labor management work. Yet while she seemed oblivious as to the identity of her tormentor, “Myrical Star” had framed herself as cheesecake, appearing for covers in Black Pleasure Magazine.
But stardom had to project her into the video lineup. So, why was she resisting her charm? A Cartoon Sales Guy sent Lashawn W. a collection notice! She had to perform with “Coach Chris” in an All Star Cheerleader Search Audition taping. Yet Vegas Vance Whitmore and his twin brother stepped outside, observing the back parking lot, shrugging their shoulders and shaking their meatheads with bewilderment! Somebody knew Sumthin'. But they weren't telling “The Wiz” nuthin’.
Here's for that “Sumthin' For Nothin' 1993 Summer Promotion!” When you called Domino's Pizza connection to the Akron Cleveland Enterprises Franchise, there was nobody home to answer. With his dream home under construction, Domino's Pizza Franchisee Kevin Williams mysteriously fell out of the race to the stoop. After Doing Business As “ACE” for exactly five years, he passed the final delivery on to his Angel in the Outfield.
Kevin Williams was once former Detroit Tigers Owner Tom Monahan’s left-hand bodyguard and tossed his Domino's Pizza crust with his right hand.
Through the years of 1993 through 1998, Domino's Pizza brand promoted “Making it Great!” while former ACE Employees, like white boy JD, promoted “Keeping Mouths Shut” after being seen and asked at Sea World of Ohio 1999 Summer Nights. Now then, Whitmore's BBQ Polish Boy Originals got hosed down last Spring.
Mysteriously, Vegas Vance Whitmore's BBQ Lee Road, Harvard Avenue insurance policy dropped its coverage four days before the fire gutted the strip mall.
Local news reports that his home mortgage coverage denied Whitmore's BBQ and the twins any compensation! Until their operation’s fire insurance claims are resolved, Cleveland Mount Pleasant’s Whitmore's BBQ is closed for goods sold. Ask the BBQ Whitmore brothers’ twin, “What Do You Want On Your Tombstone?!” (frozen pizza promotional offer). Rest in Pizza. Kevin Williams.
Read more from Joseph C Pledger Jr., EdS
Joseph C Pledger, Jr., EdS., Educational Specialist
Cited for his Strategic Expertise, "The Microchip" appears distinctly listed within the 76th edition of Albert Marquis' Who's Who in America for 2023. He trades business licenses with those who purchase and browse such periodicals and literature to pick his brain.
