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- Aug 12
- 3 min read
Joseph C. Pledger Jr., EdS, is an accomplished master of the storytelling adventure. Though shunned by world affairs dinner table guests, it became his civic innovation that was sought and bought by justice reform. Thus, “The Microchip” appreciated the wrongfulness of his actions. A Microcomputer Systems Manager, AI Scholar, and Justice, Equity, Diversity, and Inclusion (JEDI) Developer.
Today's push n’ play or swipe-away news feeds and clickbait have a certain curiosity in common: audience reach. I considered following More Perfect Union, Stauffer Family, and Bekah Day for newsworthy updates, hayrides to the hoedown, and a rabbit hole’s dropping of encyclopedia investigations. Attracting millions of subscribers in a relatively infantile amount of time, audience reach is the result of a jobber’s reaction to adult industry flesh peddling, pushing talent past their prime time. So, I called them out for their grimetime slime!
"Then, a Katie Stauffer and Family Top Fan exchanged sordid comments with me and flagged me for insinuating the “Eww”!"
Because unfiltered Dark Web fantasy access hookups bait switched a “munch, munch” younger Pictoa version, pictured eyed with one eye open, dripping with c-men over her blonde shortcake, which Roku Ads matched with her adult self, who recommended adding to their digital mix for scaling their brand.
See those currently reporting for More Perfect Union? I am noticing one of Motown’s Melanated Moby Dicks and Tiger Pavilion’s Lake Erie Ice Castle Queen trending, along with a certain ethnic Denizen SIG 2000 “just come of age” scholarship recipient. Tag them “any younger,” the periodical warns, and I’d be guilty of peddling pedo!
Since you're Wonder Clubbing, how did she or any of these jobbers get figured out so quickly?! Executive Contributor, “The Microchip,” got his cephalopods wired, pushing his swimmers to play “Match Game PM.” Then Hollywood Squares. Play “The Dating Game.” Then try running your skills test through Love Connection or Else, hooking up with Blind Date.
"Now let Love Phones with Jager and Dr. Judy ringtone those Bekah Dayyy ears!"
Time to blow the load into the wazoo, err, kazoo. As the lighthouse letters of WEWS TV signal, “Give people their own light and it will show them the way!”
Bekah Day and I became acquainted on what's now open as the Falls Edge Glass Walkway at Nelson Kennedy Ledges State Park. This E Summit Street Willow Hall dormitory cellar dweller nexus point provided both of us with interdimensional space travel lodging. One fateful moon night caught me traveling between these dimensions.
Because I just had to greet this Bekah Day, except she was unknown to me. As I was being guided by her little white rabbit and Tony, an undetected Toronto, Ontario, branded souvenir squeezer light fob sent me through her doorway.
Though keeping all doors closed was the protocol, Bekah noted the timing of the unlocked unit access to her doorway crack to be ten thirty post meridian. Gainfully, my light pulsating signals led to a clattering of frightful bedroom whispering: “It's Joe? It’s Joe! Is he here?! He’s here!” My Luna Lane and her Sunset Diamond Mary were undercover weeping willow nymphs in the nuthouse!
"It was this menagerie-traversing point-of-view stunt that inspired further comic adventure and animated storyboarding from tattleteller YouTuber Sanctuary From Evil."
Folks, it’s not quite “Diff’Rent Strokes.” It’s for Art Bell, David Icke, and Emmanuel Swedenborg-level folks! So, choose to follow your own adventure with Bekah Day. Subscribe to her point of view of the story.
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Joseph C Pledger, Jr., EdS., Educational Specialist
Cited for his Strategic Expertise, "The Microchip" appears distinctly listed within the 76th edition of Albert Marquis' Who's Who in America for 2023. He trades business licenses with those who purchase and browse such periodicals and literature to pick his brain.
